What have we here?
A cyclone? A herd of cats? An oncoming locomotive?
No! It seems to be some kind of phenomenon... a raw power unleashed, some undescribable force...
Yes, that's it! Do you see him?
Possessing the talent to open minds with a single mouseclick,
(he's got all the newest computer software), the ability to jump tall buildings in a single bound,
(yeah, he can do that too...old school, easy stuff), the skills to draw the devil in a 5 minute chess game,
and the power to keep you from leading a clueless, monotone,
(it's what he's all about...)
He'll save you from a fate worse than HELL!
Eat your heart out Jerry Falwell, it's SUPERJESUS and he's here to blow some minds!