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THE STORY OF SUPERJESUS.COM - (He's not just JUST a cult figure... he's REAL!)

There once lived a young .COM searching for truth, knowledge, and a higher purpose...

HE aimlessly wandered the web for countless millenia until, one stormy night, while simultaneously feeding and petting his baby rabbit, HE was SERIOUSLY injured by a freak (rogue) peice of shrapnel flying through the airwaves. A wound appeared, almost immediately festered, then became infected. HE died as a result of the infection. His creator laid him to rest in an unknown folder until, a few weeks later, he rose from the dead (in much the same way as Jesus of Nazareth did), and proclaimed himself to have a vision...

HE would change the world! HE would save everybody from a fate worse than hell! HE would spread the gospel of "diverse knowledge and openmindedness" and strive to fight hypocrisy, boredom and ignorance worldwide...

HE decided to push the envelope... Starting a small radio station and equipped with several thousand small plastic transmitters capable of receiving only HIS radio channel, HE chartered a magnificent white aircraft and began the ardous task of dropping them out the windows while flying over remote areas containing vast and vulnerable populations of "innocents".
...the radios efficiently drifted down via small parachutes attached to each one...

Ultimately, HE got no-where with this technique, however, believing himself to be on a nobel cause and journey, HE affirmed himself to be doing the right thing after HE began to receive praise and negative reviews from varied scholars, shaman, and lunatics the world over...

Taking cue from another wildly popular cult figure named "Jesus", HE decided to dupe the formula and begin to shamelessly market his point of view... HE simply self-appointed himself as " Not just another Jesus figure" and formatted himself to a net application...

Thusly, Superjesus.com was born!


DRINK OF HIS BLOOD -

Once one accepts an understanding of the true ways and wisdom of Superjesus.com, (by clicking on every link, picture and image, absorbing every word, meaning, and nuance of all interconnected meanings and ideas on every page - and all those interlinking to them - including those linking to those), is one then ready for and entitled the opportunity to "taste and pass on" HIS holy blood.

The best way to begin this personal beparchment is simply to imagine all of the earth's liquids contained IN ALL LIVING THINGS as the righteous and holy blood of Superjesus. Armed with this knowledge, each time you take a drink of any liquid, you should come to believe that it is the things represented on the pages of HIS website that are pure knowledge and enlightenment - the very liquid of comprehension- that you are consuming...

A decent Merlot will suffice as a replacement if there are no adequate or willing sacrificial lambs nearby.

Lastly, realize it is only by fully ingesting these droplets of "blood knowledge" that one can begin the process of adequately questioning the true meaning of HIS existance... and, THEREFORE, your own...

(Interestingly, although highly encouraged, drinking HIS blood is not a requirement for SJ enlightenment.)


COPYRIGHT INFORMATION & NOTE

MOST text and SOME design rights copyright © 1998-2012- SUPERJESUS.COM.
ALL photos, illustrations, and images on these pages (referenced by their accompanying link) appear by courtesy from, and are the sole property of, the businesses, artists, photographers, individuals, etc, who created them, and are not to be used without the acknowledged permission of said creators.
     
Superjesus.com only uses images with permission, in good faith, and for the purpose of linking a site or respective business, thought, or venue. We are in no way interested in infringing on any copyrights! (so don't even go there...)

SO, if you have questions or concerns regarding any images with respect to copyright issues in this website, please contact us and we will immediately either attempt to gain your respect, love, blessings, (and permission)- or delete your link and/or image at your request...



STANDARD DISCLAIMER

None of the stuff found on the Superjesus.com webpages really matters...

It's all for entertainment purposes only, you see... We don't, won't, haven't, and never will recommend anyone actually participating in or doing any of the things any links and/or ideas interspersed throughout our pages may suggest to you in any number of direct or indirect ways to do...

Shame on you, you little devils, if you try and sue us for whatever reason may be in your litigation happy minds... We put all links and ideas on our site in good faith and for the sole purpose of good, clean, innocent fun and entertainment, and are surely not liable, nor make any claims for anything that happens to anybody or anything in any country on any planet for any reason whatsoever... be it either good or bad...

so there...

(if we happen to blow (or open) a few minds along the way, then "Hallelujah, praise Superjesus!")



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